2p! Norway x reader-I Want Toni Dead C1

2p! Norway x reader-I Want Toni Dead

Bleep.

Bleep. Bleep.

Bleeeeeeeeee-

“Will somebody answer the fucking phone? Good Lord…”

A man in a navy hoodie and pink chinos strutted over to the ringing phone and snatched it up. He casually leant on one hip and said: “Hello?”

“Hey, Lukas.” A familiar voice trilled out of the other end-it was ____________. Why was she calling?
“I can’t come over tonight. I’m going to see this guy.” ____________ said. Lukas frowned and replied:

“But I thought we were going to have an orgy.” A soft laugh could be heard through the phone. Lukas rolled his eyes. ___________ hadn’t been his friend for a year yet and she was already used to him joking about sex. Fuck, he needed some new memes.

“No, his name is Toni. Antonio Fernandes Carriedo.”
“I don’t care what his name is….”
“Still, I gotta go. See you!” A faint beep sounded, signaling that _________ had hung up. Lukas looked at the phone in disgust, and to the alarm of his brother, yelled:

“What? Oh hell no!”

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Lukas raced upstairs in his pink bunny slippers and snatched the small laptop out of his brother’s hands. He skidded into his room, slammed the door and belly-flopped onto the soft bed. He switched the power onto the laptop and tapped his nails against the screen. Good Lord, why did it take so long to load up?

After what seemed like an eternity the home screen popped up and Lukas started typing furiously. He opened the search engine and typed in ‘Antonio Fernandes Carriedo’. The list was endless as advertisements, Facebook profiles, Wikipedia references and anime images all crowded onto the screen. Lukas opened one site and started reading-Antonio, Spanish, age 25, brown hair, pornstar, green eyes. Wait, pornstar? Lukas frantically scrolled up and read the text again. This guy was definitely a pornstar.

“What. The. Fuck?” Lukas shrieked, causing his brother Sigurd to jump once more. The white-haired boy stomped into Lukas’ room and yelled:
“What the hell Lukas? Stop shouting, moron!”

Lukas turned his head to look at Sigurd, an evil glint in his eye. He rolled off the bed and faced his brother. He smirked and said, “You want me to acknowledge you as my little brother, eh?”

Sigurd snapped his head up and muttered something under his breath. Lukas smirked again and put one hand on his hip.

“What was that?”
“Nothing.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“Positive?”
“Yes.”
“Absolutely, completely certain?”
“Yes.”
“You’ve been going out with Jia Long recently, haven’t you? My word, you wouldn’t like that to be spread all over the internet, would you?”

Sigurd opened his mouth to speak, then closed it again. A cherry red blush spread over his face and his pale eyebrow twitched in annoyance. Lukas smirked victoriously and started to inspect his nails.
“So, I’ll expect you to find ______________ and her date, who goes by the name of Antonio Fernandes Carriedo. I want you to take a picture of him, find out his age, birthday and profession and most importantly…”

Lukas took a deep breath and looked Sigurd in the eye. “They must not know I sent you. If they have even the slightest hint of suspicion, it’ll be the Tumblr crew that know first. And you know how harsh they can be…”

Sigurd nodded frantically and grabbed a digital camera from a drawer. He rushed out of Lukas’ room and out of the front door. Lukas sighed loudly and turned his attention back to the laptop on his bed. With a few swipes of his mouse, he found the website of Antonio the Pornstar. He rushed downstairs, almost tripped on the edge of the magenta carpet and slammed the cupboards in the kitchen open and shut. His sapphire eyes brightened as he found the object he was looking for. He raced back upstairs once more, cursing loudly when he tripped on the same patch of carpet-fuck, when had magenta got so ugly-and threw himself on the bed.

He grinned widely and clicked onto the first of many videos for him to watch. Good Lord, everything was better with popcorn. Especially toffee popcorn. He munched loudly on his treat as he viewed some…work of the Spanish gentleman.

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